Screaming for Sanitation!

Yesterday at the Military Museum:

Adorable little girl to Grandma: "Gotta go bathroom!"

Grandma: "OK, you're a big girl, go on in, you can go by yourself!"

...


(goes in.)

....


Little girl, inside bathroom: "GRANDMA!!!! GRAAAAANDDDD--MAAAAAAA!!!!"

Grandma: "WHAT?! WHAT'S WRONG!?"

Little girl: "THEY HAVE PINK SOAP!!!!"

Grandma:

For the record, we do indeed have fabulous pink soap.